My Inspiration:
Why did you get into comedy?
“People were laughing at me anyway so I thought, fuck it. I’m gonna start charging them”
-Sarah Millican
Somebody knows my pain!
Shut up Emma… Just smile and look pretty :)
(via blasting-off-again)
I thought we were done with retarded shoe fads after the abominable Crocs… Now I see people walking around in these things toe… shoe… things…
I don’t care how comfortable they are, or how they help the circulation in your feet, you look like and absolute retard.
This is a still life I made in art school. I had to choose a predetermined set of props and arrange them in a way that best represent me.
I call it: Godzilla Wants A Snack
Where My White Dudes At?
I just realized we haven’t had a solo white male pop-star in over two years… We really need to change this before people start realizing just how lame white dudes really are!
